run-cause-hitler: enayalate-h8-this-year: bbanditt: slett: winchestercodependency: ibecameacat: what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off “People with vaginas” what are those called again I can’t remember this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
Anonymous asked: Did you ever love a guy?
Today is singles week. If you're single reblog...
wendywillalwayslovepeter: extremebrutality: I can’t I don’t What can’t stop laughing
y3ehaw: Now taking applications for a summer love/girlfriend. Requirements- must be a girl. Please submit your applications to my ask box. Thank you.
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
mountincest: lovemetoinfinity: fatdough: rewind-and-restart: mountincest: school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory it tests my patience it tests my ability to hold my pee it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch whoa So I’m the only one that it tests my ability to cheat
Guess who's failing the physics project!?